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So, you got a fun day ahead?

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Yeah. Funerals are fun.

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It's all right.

4
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I mean, she was my grandma,

5
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but she was also an arsehole.

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Okay, well, I think I win

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'cause, uh, I'm finally putting
Mum in the nursing home today.

8
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Which is just so, so sad. Hmm.

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I so wish I could help
or, like, be there for you.

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Thank you.
I don't know.

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Hey, at the risk of sounding,
um, unromantic or whatever,

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uh... wh...

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Where do you think we're at?
Um...

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'Cause, you know, I feel like
we're dancing around it a bit

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and I don't wanna
assume anything.

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But...

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..I'm really enjoying
hanging out with you again.

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Yeah, so am I. I've just...

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I've been waiting
for the dust to settle a bit

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or whatever that means.

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What does that mean?

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What does that mean?

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It's just such a big time
for us both, you know,

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and, um, like,
I just wanna start it right.

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I just wanna... I just wanna
get it right this time.

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Okay.
Life's long, you know?

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There's no rush, is there?

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Okay.
On your right!

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I just, um...

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Oh.

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Oh!

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Oh.
Okay.

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I see. Wow.

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Hey, David. Hi.
Hi.

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So this is it, then, huh?

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You two.

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You three.

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Hey... Hello.

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It's...
Hey.

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..not really what it looks like.

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Isn't it?
I mean...

42
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It's not not what it
looks like, I guess.

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I can't do double negatives.

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She doesn't owe you...
You don't have to...

45
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It is what it is, man.

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But what is it?

47
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We're friends.
We're together.

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We are togetherly...

49
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We're friendly together.
..friends.

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With a dog.

51
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I thought you said you
couldn't be friends with exes.

52
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What are you doing here?

53
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Just, uh, crushing my BP.
BP. PP. Personal best.

54
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No, in Sydney, though.

55
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No, in Sydney, though.

56
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Oh, the, uh,

57
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trout farm's really
popping off, actually.

58
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Yeah, a lot of fish in Tassie

59
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are all messed up with
antibiotics at the moment,

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so people are searching
for clean fish.

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And, uh, you're looking at it.

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That's awesome, man.
Yeah.

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Congrats.
It is, actually.

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Thanks.

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Would've loved to have
done it with you, though.

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Guess I'll be the one
that got away, huh?

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It's a fishing reference.
Fish, yeah.

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I got that. I got that, yeah.
Oh, yeah. I did too.

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That is a widely known
expression.

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But by the same token, you know,

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there's plenty more fish
in the sea.

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Not as many as you think,
Gordon.

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Not with the unsustainable
fishing practices

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out there today.

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Yeah, right.

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Yeah, sorry. I don't know
what I was thinking.

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Well... I guess I'll see ya.

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See ya.

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See ya.

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Nobody jogs that fast.

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Is Dad here yet?

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He's having
a little quiet moment.

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He's grieving, darling.

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Okay.

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I kind of just assumed
she'd live forever.

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Oh, it's a tricky relationship,
the mother-in-law.

87
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But the rate you're going,
you'll never have one.

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She was your ex mother-in-law.

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You called her
a pig in lipstick.

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She's family, darling,

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and you have to show up
for family once they're dead.

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Oh, my God. Oh, God.
Ooh! Sorry.

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I couldn't pay for parking.
None of the cards worked.

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Why?
It doesn't matter.

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Oh! There she is!

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I don't know what you're
talking about, Lynelle.

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She looks fabulous!

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Hi, Dad.
Hello, darling.

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So, how's university?

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I'm a doctor, Dad.
Told you that.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, no,
that's what I tell everybody.

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Wow, she's so grown up.

103
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Wow, she's so grown up.

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One of us had to be.
Oh!

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Insulting me
at my own mother's funeral!

106
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Oh, she'd be so proud of you,
the old bitch.

107
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She wasn't much of a looker.

108
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You'd have to tie a lamb chop
around her neck

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to get the dog to play with her.

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How dare you!

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I'm sorry.

112
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Anyway, shall we, ladies?
Oh.

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Oh, not exactly a full house,
is it?

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Then again, all her friends
are dead, anyhow.

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She's probably sitting with
them all in hell's food court

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playing 'find the fatty'.

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Oh, you're terrible, Lilibet.

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Hey.

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Hey, Mum!

120
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HeyMade it all good for ya.

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The telly's here,
controller's over here,

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and it's got a cord too,
which is good.

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That means you'll never lose it.

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And the chair's
in the power pozzie. Hey?

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Looks great, Heav. Good job.
It's a good job.

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Hello, boysy. Hmm.

127
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It's a fucking
shithole. Not happy.

128
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It's a fucking
shithole. Not happy.

129
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There's no way
this is 75,000 a year.

130
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Where's Kingo?

131
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We rehomed him, Mum, remember?

132
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Why?

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'Cause he's a fucking
Great Dane, Mum.

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There's no way
he's gonna make the cut.

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Have you seen any other
low-key horses around here?

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Hey, Mum, this is good.
Here, look at this.

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You've got Scrabble on Tuesdays.
You love Scrabble.

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And you've got, uh,
Golden Oldies Cinema Wednesdays.

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You get a free choc-top.

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That's pretty good.
Don't you reckon?

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Fucking hard to keep
the vibe up in here.

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Yeah, better than
at my house, though.

143
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The kids are fucking losing it.

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WhatIs Katie still not back?

145
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She's gone fucking mental.
Have you seen the Facebook post?

146
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Uh, no, no.

147
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Ah! She's hacked my Facebook.

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She's posted, "I'm a shit dad

149
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and my dick
looks like an acorn."

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Fuck, I haven't posted
anything in years

151
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and all of a sudden,
I drop that fuckin' clanger.

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Right. So where is she?

153
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Still shacked up
with this netball guy.

154
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Can't believe it.
She hates netball.

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Open the curtains, love.

156
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Yeah, yeah, sorry, Mum.

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Nursing staff to the cafeteria.

158
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Nursing staff to the cafeteria.

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Nursing staff to the cafeteria.

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They said Garden View.
This is bin view.

161
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This is fuckin' bullshit.

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I'm gonna go and speak to
someone. I'll be back, Mum.

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I'm sure it's better
from the bed.

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I'm sure if you... lie down...

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Oh, there's old mate.

166
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Nah, okay. Doesn't matter.

167
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We'll sort it out.

168
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How's Chelsea?

169
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She's...
We actually broke up, Mum.

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Oh, Gordy!

171
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Why?

172
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Nobody's perfect.

173
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Um, I've actually been seeing
a bit of Ashley. Remember her?

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She's the one who broke
your heart, though, Gordy.

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She did, yeah.

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Do you still love her?

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I... I might.

178
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I don't know, I don't know.
I'm still figuring it out.

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I think I do too.

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What's that?

181
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A cup of tea would be lovely.

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Um...

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Hey, Mum, you'll be okay here,
won't you?

184
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Hey, Mum, you'll be okay here,
won't you?

185
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We'll wait and see
what your father has to say.

186
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Yeah, okay.

187
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I'll get you some tea.

188
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Yeah, she was...
she was firm but fair.

189
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Mostly firm.

190
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She was quick
with the wooden spoon,

191
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but, um, never left a mark,

192
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so... hard to prove.

193
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Yeah, but, you know, um,

194
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you couldn't say that
she wasn't punctual.

195
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Yeah, and she was, um...

196
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Two. Two.
..a very well...

197
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..put-together lady.

198
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Always looked nice, so...

199
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Anyway, um, I think that
my dad, Stuart, her son,

200
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would like to take it away,
so...

201
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I'll take it from here.
Don't go anywhere, Ash.

202
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You know...
Oh.

203
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..my dear old mum,

204
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she was famously not well-liked.

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It's true.

206
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We had to tie a lamb chop
around her neck

207
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just to get the dog
to play with her.

208
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You know, Mum would have hated

209
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a room full of sad sacks
at her send-off,

210
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a room full of sad sacks
at her send-off,

211
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so let's take it up a notch
a bit, shall we?

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Hit it.

213
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"Is That All There Is" ?

214
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I remember
when I was a little girl.

215
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Our house caught on fire.

216
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I'll never forget the look
on my father's face

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as he gathered me up
in his arms,

218
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raced through the burning
building, out onto the pavement.

219
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And I stood there,
shivering in my pajamas,

220
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and watched the whole world
go up in flames.

221
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And when it was over,
I said to myself,

222
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is that all there is to a fire?

223
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Is that all there is?

224
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Is that all there is?

225
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If that's all there is,
my friend ?

226
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Then let's keep dancing ?

227
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Let's break out the booze... ?

228
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Oh!

229
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Oh!
Oh, God!

230
00:09:00,021 --> 00:09:00,700
Oh!
Oh, God!

231
00:09:00,701 --> 00:09:02,941
Oh, God, Mum! Oh!

232
00:09:03,021 --> 00:09:05,301
What have you done, Ash?
Oh!

233
00:09:06,101 --> 00:09:08,901
Who the fuck put her
in those hideous slacks?!

234
00:09:16,541 --> 00:09:18,301
Which room did that one have?

235
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Good morning to you too.

236
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That's confidential.
The family doesn't know yet.

237
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Can I help you?

238
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Yeah.

239
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Uh, I would like my mum,
Dawnley Crapp,

240
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to be placed on a waiting list

241
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for something
a little bit better.

242
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We chose Garden View
from the package,

243
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and it's a fuckin',
excuse me, bin view.

244
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Bin view?
Yeah.

245
00:09:36,982 --> 00:09:38,860
And if you think
we're gonna leave our mum

246
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in a room next to a fuckin',
excuse me, rubbish dump,

247
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you've got another thing coming.

248
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There's a garden
next to the bins,

249
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which is beautifully maintained.

250
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You agreed to the accommodation
when you signed the contract.

251
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Yeah, not happening.

252
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Listen, I've spotted
something much nicer.

253
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It's got a bit
of a mountain view.

254
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It's over on the east wing.

255
00:09:55,702 --> 00:09:57,580
It's nice and close
to the tea station.

256
00:09:57,581 --> 00:10:00,020
That's Mabel's room.
She lives there.

257
00:10:00,021 --> 00:10:01,020
That's Mabel's room.
She lives there.

258
00:10:01,021 --> 00:10:02,020
How long's she got?

259
00:10:02,021 --> 00:10:03,701
Excuse me?

260
00:10:03,781 --> 00:10:05,821
Come on, Val. You work here.

261
00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:08,020
You roughly know how long
each one of them has.

262
00:10:08,021 --> 00:10:09,381
Oh, fuckin' no, thanks.

263
00:10:09,461 --> 00:10:10,781
Oh, fuckin' here we go.

264
00:10:10,782 --> 00:10:11,660
Jesus!
Yeah.

265
00:10:11,661 --> 00:10:13,020
Here we go.
Are you all right?

266
00:10:13,021 --> 00:10:15,621
What are you doing here, huh?
She's my fuckin' mum.

267
00:10:15,622 --> 00:10:16,980
I'm fuckin'
checking on her.

268
00:10:16,981 --> 00:10:19,020
We have... We have residents
here who are sleeping.

269
00:10:19,021 --> 00:10:20,020
Checking on her!

270
00:10:20,021 --> 00:10:21,660
She's checking
on the fuckin' inheritance,

271
00:10:21,661 --> 00:10:22,711
more like it.

272
00:10:22,781 --> 00:10:24,821
Look at her.
Oh, that is fuckin' rich!

273
00:10:24,901 --> 00:10:25,951
Stop. Stop!

274
00:10:25,952 --> 00:10:27,100
She wants to be fuckin' rich.

275
00:10:27,101 --> 00:10:28,500
I've done more
for your mother...

276
00:10:28,501 --> 00:10:30,020
Oh, have ya?
..than you ever fucking have.

277
00:10:30,021 --> 00:10:31,020
Oh, have yaHave ya, yeah?

278
00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:32,300
And your deadshit
fucking brother.

279
00:10:32,301 --> 00:10:35,941
I mean,
she was problematic,

280
00:10:36,021 --> 00:10:38,941
but, my God, she would
have laughed at that.

281
00:10:39,021 --> 00:10:40,941
She had a very dark
sense of humor.

282
00:10:41,021 --> 00:10:42,461
She probably would have.

283
00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:45,421
Also, darling,
you were incredible up there.

284
00:10:45,501 --> 00:10:46,741
You still got it.

285
00:10:46,821 --> 00:10:49,051
That review in The Age
was absolutely wrong.

286
00:10:49,061 --> 00:10:53,261
Oh, why would you bring that up
now, LynelleFuck that review!

287
00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:56,941
Uh, where's Lee gone?

288
00:10:57,021 --> 00:10:59,501
Oh, he's got
his big photo shoot today.

289
00:10:59,502 --> 00:11:00,020
Oh, not weird.
Okay, um, I've got to go.

290
00:11:00,021 --> 00:11:02,021
Oh, not weird.
Okay, um, I've got to go.

291
00:11:02,101 --> 00:11:03,821
You're not coming to the wake?

292
00:11:03,901 --> 00:11:05,341
No, Mum. I have work.

293
00:11:05,421 --> 00:11:08,381
I'm not even sure why
you're going. She hated you.

294
00:11:08,461 --> 00:11:10,781
She said you turned Dad gay.

295
00:11:10,782 --> 00:11:11,900
Did not.

296
00:11:11,901 --> 00:11:14,371
Actually, Derek Webbers
in Grade 5 turned me gay.

297
00:11:14,421 --> 00:11:17,261
Besides, he's bisexual,
aren't you, Stuart?

298
00:11:18,061 --> 00:11:19,871
How much longer
are you in town for?

299
00:11:19,872 --> 00:11:21,020
Oh, just a few days, love.

300
00:11:21,021 --> 00:11:22,951
I've got a cruise to Vanuatu
next week.

301
00:11:23,021 --> 00:11:24,501
Three shows a night.

302
00:11:24,502 --> 00:11:26,180
Actually, I've got
a lot of new material

303
00:11:26,181 --> 00:11:27,341
now that I'm an orphan.

304
00:11:27,342 --> 00:11:29,580
I'll probably dig up
one of those red curly wigs.

305
00:11:29,581 --> 00:11:32,741
Hey, Lynny tells me that
you've got a new boyfriend

306
00:11:32,821 --> 00:11:35,101
and apparently
he's got a very pretty bum.

307
00:11:35,102 --> 00:11:37,140
Honestly,
if they had a child together,

308
00:11:37,141 --> 00:11:39,661
it would just be a big bottom
with eyes on it.

309
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,061
Thank you.

310
00:11:51,141 --> 00:11:52,191
Here you go, Flash.

311
00:11:52,221 --> 00:11:53,901
Hey. Thank you.

312
00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:57,461
Oh, oi. She's the one who's got
the Mountain Suite. Mabel.

313
00:11:57,541 --> 00:11:59,941
She's been here for ages.
Any day, I reckon.

314
00:12:00,021 --> 00:12:02,221
Oh, do you, mate?
Is that what you reckon?

315
00:12:02,301 --> 00:12:03,901
Yes, yes, I do, Katherine.

316
00:12:03,902 --> 00:12:05,020
We're fine for a cuppa.

317
00:12:05,021 --> 00:12:06,300
Oh, that's good.
Thanks so much.

318
00:12:06,301 --> 00:12:08,100
You're not gonna get your
fucking mother a cup of tea?

319
00:12:08,101 --> 00:12:09,721
There's another really nice one.

320
00:12:09,741 --> 00:12:11,701
It's called Terrace Views.
Mm-hm.

321
00:12:11,781 --> 00:12:14,581
It's got a spa,
full hoist situation,

322
00:12:14,582 --> 00:12:16,460
but Pearl that's in it,
fit as a fiddle.

323
00:12:16,461 --> 00:12:18,020
I don't know why she's here.
Dawn.

324
00:12:18,021 --> 00:12:19,260
Family must be
fucking sick of her.

325
00:12:19,261 --> 00:12:20,461
Look at this.
I guess.

326
00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:22,181
Look!
Oh! Ahh!

327
00:12:22,261 --> 00:12:23,821
Our cruise!

328
00:12:23,901 --> 00:12:25,141
Oh, yeah, nice.

329
00:12:25,221 --> 00:12:28,421
Any opportunity to remind her
who to leave the money to.

330
00:12:28,501 --> 00:12:30,621
Fuck off.
Can you stop it, you two?

331
00:12:30,701 --> 00:12:32,181
Paramedics to room nine.

332
00:12:32,261 --> 00:12:33,861
Heard you dumped Chelsea.

333
00:12:33,941 --> 00:12:34,991
Yeah.

334
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,941
Jesus, Gordon.

335
00:12:37,021 --> 00:12:39,181
You're so fucking broken.
Come on, Dawn.

336
00:12:40,021 --> 00:12:41,901
Let's go find you some new mates

337
00:12:41,902 --> 00:12:44,020
so we don't have to sit here
and listen to this shit.

338
00:12:44,021 --> 00:12:46,020
Yeah, don't listen to her, Mum.
She's full of shit.

339
00:12:46,021 --> 00:12:48,421
Suck a dick.
Fuck off.

340
00:12:48,422 --> 00:12:52,380
Don't listen to her, mate.
She's not entirely wrong, mate.

341
00:12:52,381 --> 00:12:54,341
I am a bit broken. As are you.

342
00:12:54,342 --> 00:12:56,940
I don't think Mum and Dad had
exactly the healthiest marriage,

343
00:12:56,941 --> 00:12:58,021
you know what I mean?

344
00:12:58,022 --> 00:13:00,020
Mate, it's not the people.
It's marriage.

345
00:13:00,021 --> 00:13:01,020
Mate, it's not the people.
It's marriage.

346
00:13:01,021 --> 00:13:02,940
Honestly,
in this day and fucking age,

347
00:13:02,941 --> 00:13:06,101
how are we still trying to
flog monogamy off as a thing?

348
00:13:06,102 --> 00:13:07,900
I mean, haven't we
evolved past this?

349
00:13:07,901 --> 00:13:10,340
Obviously not, mate,
because people are... are meeting

350
00:13:10,341 --> 00:13:12,940
and falling in love and getting
married every fucking day.

351
00:13:12,941 --> 00:13:14,060
And it looks quite nice.

352
00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,691
Really-Yeah. -Does it?
Yeah.

353
00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:17,691
Do me and Katie look nice,
do we?

354
00:13:17,692 --> 00:13:18,500
No.

355
00:13:18,501 --> 00:13:20,371
'Cause that's how
it fucking ends up.

356
00:13:21,141 --> 00:13:23,341
I know I give you shit,
Flashlight,

357
00:13:23,421 --> 00:13:25,621
but you've played
a smart innings, mate.

358
00:13:25,701 --> 00:13:28,461
Just keep your nose clean.
Stay out of it. People change.

359
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:29,941
Women change.

360
00:13:48,421 --> 00:13:49,541
You okay?

361
00:13:49,702 --> 00:13:52,500
Have we done the right thing?

362
00:13:52,501 --> 00:13:54,221
Mate, what choice did we have?

363
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,741
She was gonna set fire
to the house or flood it

364
00:13:56,821 --> 00:13:58,181
or, you know, have a fall.

365
00:14:03,021 --> 00:14:04,141
Oh.

366
00:14:04,221 --> 00:14:06,391
I just fucking hate
leaving her here, mate.

367
00:14:06,392 --> 00:14:07,460
Come on, mate.

368
00:14:07,461 --> 00:14:09,061
Ohh!

369
00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:12,061
Oh, fucking suck it up,
you cocksucker pussy!

370
00:14:12,141 --> 00:14:14,221
Oh, yeah! Really nice!

371
00:14:14,301 --> 00:14:16,221
Fucking acorn dick bitch!

372
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:19,060
No one's gonna wanna fuck you!
Dick cheese isn't hot, mate!

373
00:14:19,061 --> 00:14:21,941
Go and trim your fucking hooves
for netball, cunt!

374
00:14:22,021 --> 00:14:23,071
Hey.
Alistair!

375
00:14:23,141 --> 00:14:24,981
What did you do?

376
00:14:25,061 --> 00:14:26,661
Sorry.
Excuse me?

377
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:29,861
Pearl with the nice terrace
room, she died. What did you do?

378
00:14:29,941 --> 00:14:33,061
I didn't do anything, you mad
unit. She was in great nick.

379
00:14:33,141 --> 00:14:35,221
Well, she's not anymore.

380
00:14:36,301 --> 00:14:37,741
Oh, that's really sad.

381
00:14:37,821 --> 00:14:39,941
Hey, completely unrelated.

382
00:14:40,021 --> 00:14:41,941
Natural redhead?

383
00:14:41,942 --> 00:14:43,060
What?!

384
00:14:43,061 --> 00:14:44,660
Uh, sorry, I've just been
curious all day.

385
00:14:44,661 --> 00:14:46,460
Give it a rest, mate.
No, I'm serious.

386
00:14:46,461 --> 00:14:47,821
Yes.

387
00:14:47,901 --> 00:14:50,581
Absolutely gorgeous. Spot on.

388
00:14:50,582 --> 00:14:51,980
Don't you reckon?
Mm-hm. Yeah.

389
00:14:51,981 --> 00:14:53,700
Really goes with the uniform.
It's lovely.

390
00:14:53,701 --> 00:14:55,020
Brings the eyes out.
Mm-hm.

391
00:14:55,021 --> 00:14:56,071
Hm.

392
00:14:56,141 --> 00:14:58,621
Val, let's talk terraces, yeah?

393
00:14:58,622 --> 00:15:00,020
Okay, but don't touch me.

394
00:15:00,021 --> 00:15:01,221
Okay, but don't touch me.

395
00:15:12,141 --> 00:15:13,341
Yeah.

396
00:15:13,421 --> 00:15:15,541
Dr. Molden,
your 4:30 is Charlie.

397
00:15:15,621 --> 00:15:17,741
Okay.
Have you checked your email?

398
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:18,860
No.

399
00:15:18,861 --> 00:15:21,100
You might wanna have a look
before he comes in.

400
00:15:21,101 --> 00:15:22,941
It's from the oncologist.

401
00:15:23,021 --> 00:15:25,941
Oh, bum. Okay.

402
00:15:26,021 --> 00:15:27,621
Thank you. Hmm.

403
00:15:28,621 --> 00:15:30,021
So that's it, then?

404
00:15:31,261 --> 00:15:33,581
Well, it is more advanced now,

405
00:15:33,661 --> 00:15:37,221
and so it wouldn't be so much
about treating the cancer

406
00:15:37,301 --> 00:15:39,861
as it would just be
extending your time here.

407
00:15:39,941 --> 00:15:41,781
No. No, no, no.

408
00:15:41,861 --> 00:15:44,581
No, I'm done. I'm cooked.

409
00:15:44,661 --> 00:15:48,861
Right, so you don't wanna
try any more treatment?

410
00:15:48,941 --> 00:15:52,181
Well, since Emily died, I
haven't really felt like myself.

411
00:15:53,421 --> 00:15:56,061
I think I'd better let it
run its course.

412
00:15:57,341 --> 00:15:58,981
Go see Emily again.

413
00:15:58,982 --> 00:16:00,020
Well, I'm really...

414
00:16:00,021 --> 00:16:00,380
Well, I'm really...

415
00:16:00,381 --> 00:16:03,541
I'm really sorry that
it's not happier news.

416
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:07,941
Please just reach out any time
if you need anything, okay?

417
00:16:08,021 --> 00:16:10,141
I appreciate that.

418
00:16:12,901 --> 00:16:13,951
Okay, Charlie.

419
00:16:15,581 --> 00:16:19,301
If I could go back
to be your age with Emily...

420
00:16:20,941 --> 00:16:22,141
..I'd give anything.

421
00:16:24,021 --> 00:16:26,131
It's later than you think,
isn't itHmm?

422
00:16:30,381 --> 00:16:32,621
I hope you find your girl again.

423
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:33,941
Me too.

424
00:16:35,381 --> 00:16:37,101
And I hope she's how she was

425
00:16:37,181 --> 00:16:39,381
before she put
all that weight on.

426
00:16:41,061 --> 00:16:43,141
I mean, you saw her.
Mm.

427
00:16:43,142 --> 00:16:45,020
She was massive.

428
00:16:45,021 --> 00:16:46,901
Yeah, all right.

429
00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:52,981
You're in great shape, though.
You go to the gym, do you?

430
00:16:53,061 --> 00:16:54,941
Um...
Pilates?

431
00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:57,861
Sometimes.

432
00:16:58,292 --> 00:17:00,020
See ya.

433
00:17:00,021 --> 00:17:01,071
See ya.

434
00:17:18,021 --> 00:17:19,141
Well, how much is it?

435
00:17:19,221 --> 00:17:20,941
120K a year.

436
00:17:21,021 --> 00:17:22,501
Oh, Christ.

437
00:17:22,502 --> 00:17:24,460
Um, okay, well,
just... just get her in there

438
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,421
and, um,
we'll figure it out later.

439
00:17:26,501 --> 00:17:27,941
Yeah, righto.

440
00:17:28,021 --> 00:17:30,011
Yeah, mate, I'm coming!
Fuckin' hell!

441
00:17:30,021 --> 00:17:32,541
Hi!
Oh, Ashy, hey.

442
00:17:32,621 --> 00:17:34,421
Hi, Elvis.
Hey!

443
00:17:34,501 --> 00:17:36,501
Unreal, yeah.

444
00:17:36,581 --> 00:17:37,941
Oh, your phone does work.

445
00:17:37,942 --> 00:17:39,020
Yeah. What's up?

446
00:17:39,021 --> 00:17:40,340
I've just sent you
some texts today.

447
00:17:40,341 --> 00:17:41,660
You didn't get back..
Sorry.

448
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,131
I felt a bit like a stalker.
No, no. I'm sorry, Ash.

449
00:17:44,141 --> 00:17:46,671
It was a really full-on day
with Mum and with Heavy.

450
00:17:46,701 --> 00:17:47,861
So, sorry.

451
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:50,141
Do you have time to get a drink?

452
00:17:50,142 --> 00:17:51,420
I actually can't. I'm sorry.

453
00:17:51,421 --> 00:17:53,941
I've gotta go to Brett's
bucks weird party thing.

454
00:17:54,021 --> 00:17:55,781
Um, can you guess the theme?

455
00:17:55,861 --> 00:17:57,741
Um... So, I can't.

456
00:17:57,821 --> 00:17:58,941
But are you all good?

457
00:17:58,942 --> 00:18:00,020
Yes, I... I am.

458
00:18:00,021 --> 00:18:01,941
Yes, I... I am.

459
00:18:02,021 --> 00:18:03,781
Yeah?
I'm good.

460
00:18:03,861 --> 00:18:04,981
Uh...

461
00:18:04,982 --> 00:18:09,020
And this, like, doesn't feel
like the right moment for this,

462
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,420
but maybe,
see, that is the point.

463
00:18:10,421 --> 00:18:11,460
Like, maybe there's just...

464
00:18:11,461 --> 00:18:13,141
There's no right moment.

465
00:18:13,142 --> 00:18:15,020
For?

466
00:18:15,021 --> 00:18:16,541
For us.

467
00:18:17,341 --> 00:18:20,221
To start... again.

468
00:18:20,222 --> 00:18:22,020
I've just...
I've just been thinking

469
00:18:22,021 --> 00:18:23,700
about our conversation
this morning

470
00:18:23,701 --> 00:18:26,861
and... I am ready.

471
00:18:28,501 --> 00:18:30,421
I'm all in. Yeah.

472
00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:32,341
I know... I know that's a lot.

473
00:18:34,061 --> 00:18:37,021
But, um, life isn't long.

474
00:18:37,101 --> 00:18:40,701
It's... very short, actually.

475
00:18:40,781 --> 00:18:41,981
And, um...

476
00:18:42,061 --> 00:18:44,021
So, yeah, I just...

477
00:18:45,021 --> 00:18:46,421
I'm ready.

478
00:18:50,141 --> 00:18:51,501
Please say something now.

479
00:18:51,581 --> 00:18:53,661
Of course, yeah.
Yeah. Your turn.

480
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:56,741
Absolu...
That's beautiful, Ash. Yeah.

481
00:18:56,821 --> 00:18:58,541
Yes. Yeah!

482
00:18:58,542 --> 00:19:01,700
Can we talk more about it
tomorrow, though?

483
00:19:01,701 --> 00:19:03,021
Is that... Is that...
Can we do...

484
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:05,101
Is it all right?
Oh, God, yeah.

485
00:19:05,181 --> 00:19:06,661
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

486
00:19:06,741 --> 00:19:08,501
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm around.

487
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:09,661
Yeah.

488
00:19:09,741 --> 00:19:12,021
I'm sorry. Are you okay?
I'm so good.

489
00:19:12,022 --> 00:19:13,140
Oh, good.
You kidding?

490
00:19:13,141 --> 00:19:14,701
Come here. Come here.
Yeah.

491
00:19:17,661 --> 00:19:19,501
Mmm!

492
00:19:20,301 --> 00:19:21,541
Okay.

493
00:19:22,421 --> 00:19:23,821
Okay.
All right.

494
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:24,951
Text me.

495
00:19:25,021 --> 00:19:26,411
Yeah, I will.
And have fun.

496
00:19:26,461 --> 00:19:28,301
How can I not?
You look great.

497
00:19:28,381 --> 00:19:30,181
I'm feeling good, you know?

498
00:19:30,261 --> 00:19:31,781
Come on.

499
00:19:31,861 --> 00:19:33,061
I've got this going on.

500
00:19:34,021 --> 00:19:36,021
A little bit of this. You know?

501
00:19:36,101 --> 00:19:37,741
Yeah, okay.
All right.

502
00:19:39,021 --> 00:19:40,301
Okay.
Okay.

503
00:19:43,021 --> 00:19:44,261
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

504
00:20:12,941 --> 00:20:14,701
Gordon, we're leaving!

505
00:20:16,461 --> 00:20:17,511
Gordon!

506
00:20:18,181 --> 00:20:19,661
Oh, Gordy.

507
00:20:21,021 --> 00:20:22,261
Oh, shit. Is he okay?

508
00:20:22,341 --> 00:20:23,941
He's having a panic attack.

509
00:20:23,942 --> 00:20:25,420
What do we do?
I know what to do.

510
00:20:25,421 --> 00:20:26,580
Just lie him down.
Okay.

511
00:20:26,581 --> 00:20:28,020
Lie him down.
Gordy, just on your knees.

512
00:20:28,021 --> 00:20:29,620
You're all right. Lie down.
Lie him down.

513
00:20:29,621 --> 00:20:30,701
Oh, Gordy.

514
00:20:30,781 --> 00:20:32,301
Are you okayAre you okay?

515
00:20:32,302 --> 00:20:34,580
Are you okayWhat are you
doingWhat are you doing?

516
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,461
Shh! Shh!

517
00:20:36,462 --> 00:20:37,900
What are you doing,
Bretty?

518
00:20:37,901 --> 00:20:40,261
I'm a weighted blanket
here to calm you down.

519
00:20:40,341 --> 00:20:41,701
You okay, Gordon?
Yeah.

520
00:20:41,781 --> 00:20:42,991
Okay.
Catch yourself.

521
00:20:43,021 --> 00:20:44,071
Yeah.

522
00:20:44,101 --> 00:20:45,461
You ran away.
Yeah.

523
00:20:45,541 --> 00:20:46,901
But you're okay.
Okay.

524
00:20:46,902 --> 00:20:48,020
Yeah.
All right?

525
00:20:48,021 --> 00:20:49,020
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.

526
00:20:49,021 --> 00:20:50,901
Now come have
small-batch whiskey.

527
00:20:50,902 --> 00:20:52,020
Okay, yeah.

528
00:20:52,021 --> 00:20:53,941
And celebrate love.
Okay.

529
00:20:54,021 --> 00:20:55,181
Okay?
Okay.

530
00:20:55,182 --> 00:20:56,500
Okay. Hop up now. That's good.

531
00:20:56,501 --> 00:20:57,900
Ooh, yeah. Hop up now.
Leave him.

532
00:20:57,901 --> 00:20:59,300
You okay?
He'll get up by himself.

533
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:00,020
Will he, though?
Yeah. Come on.

534
00:21:00,021 --> 00:21:00,780
Will he, though?
Yeah. Come on.

535
00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,100
Pretty squashy.
Brett, that was amazing.

536
00:21:02,101 --> 00:21:03,700
Okay. You okay?
Oh, okay, that's good.

537
00:21:03,701 --> 00:21:05,781
I mean, that was amazing.
Yeah.

538
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,221
Whoo! Ahh. Okay.
Ahh! That's good. Mm!

539
00:21:14,222 --> 00:21:16,500
And this one. Hey, mate.
Can you get off your phone?

540
00:21:16,501 --> 00:21:18,981
Yeah, yeah, I will soon.
I've gotta say good night.

541
00:21:18,982 --> 00:21:21,020
Yeah, it's Gordon.
This is... This is fun.

542
00:21:21,021 --> 00:21:22,461
He's being a dick. I know.

543
00:21:22,541 --> 00:21:24,741
Okay, Panicky Pete, what's...

544
00:21:24,821 --> 00:21:25,941
No.

545
00:21:26,021 --> 00:21:27,261
What happened?

546
00:21:27,262 --> 00:21:28,820
Nothing. Nothing bad happened.

547
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,020
It's just she just came in

548
00:21:30,021 --> 00:21:31,901
and she said that
she's all in now.

549
00:21:31,981 --> 00:21:33,501
She came to your place
of work...

550
00:21:33,502 --> 00:21:34,380
Yeah.

551
00:21:34,381 --> 00:21:35,941
..to tell you
that she was all in

552
00:21:36,021 --> 00:21:37,781
and then she left?

553
00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:38,951
Yeah.
That's crazy.

554
00:21:38,952 --> 00:21:40,020
It's not crazy.

555
00:21:40,021 --> 00:21:42,941
It was just, uh, you know,
it was quite sweet.

556
00:21:42,942 --> 00:21:45,540
Then why did you have
a panic attack, Gordy?

557
00:21:45,541 --> 00:21:47,261
It's been a bit
of a big day, Chi.

558
00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:49,260
All right?
Can we talk about you, please?

559
00:21:49,261 --> 00:21:50,660
Oh, yeah. I'd love that.
Great.

560
00:21:50,661 --> 00:21:51,500
Okay.
Go on.

561
00:21:51,501 --> 00:21:53,020
Yeah, well,
Andre and I are housemates

562
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,541
who have sex with other people.

563
00:21:54,542 --> 00:21:56,020
You know,
the marriage is so open,

564
00:21:56,021 --> 00:21:58,020
you can hear the wind
whistling through it.

565
00:21:58,021 --> 00:21:59,300
But can I complain?
Yeah.

566
00:21:59,301 --> 00:22:00,020
No.
Oh.

567
00:22:00,021 --> 00:22:00,380
No.
Oh.

568
00:22:00,381 --> 00:22:01,300
I'm getting more cock

569
00:22:01,301 --> 00:22:02,941
than you can poke a stick at.

570
00:22:02,942 --> 00:22:04,180
And, you know, my three boys

571
00:22:04,181 --> 00:22:07,661
have two relatively happy
parents under the one roof,

572
00:22:07,741 --> 00:22:09,381
and they're none the wiser.

573
00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:14,021
And come graduation,
we'll officially call it quits.

574
00:22:14,101 --> 00:22:15,301
Graduation?
Mm-hm.

575
00:22:15,381 --> 00:22:17,261
Of the youngest?
Mm-hm.

576
00:22:17,341 --> 00:22:20,061
That's a ten-year sentence.

577
00:22:23,061 --> 00:22:26,901
So, well, where do you
stand on love, then?

578
00:22:28,141 --> 00:22:31,181
I think I was in it,
and... and now I'm not.

579
00:22:31,261 --> 00:22:33,461
Hey, marriage!
-

580
00:22:33,541 --> 00:22:34,861
Hey, marriage!

581
00:22:34,941 --> 00:22:35,991
Oh.
Marriage!

582
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,421
Let's drink.
Oh, yep.

583
00:22:37,501 --> 00:22:39,941
Let's drink. Come on.
Oop-oop! Marriage.

584
00:22:44,181 --> 00:22:46,981
When I cry, he comes to me.

585
00:22:47,061 --> 00:22:51,501
But when I pretend to cry,
he doesn't. He knows.

586
00:22:51,581 --> 00:22:52,741
Hi!

587
00:22:52,742 --> 00:22:54,420
Oh, my baby's here.
Hi, everybody!

588
00:22:54,421 --> 00:22:57,221
Just in time! We were
just about to make a toast!

589
00:22:57,301 --> 00:22:58,351
Ooh!

590
00:22:58,352 --> 00:22:59,620
Wow.
Wait, wait, wait.

591
00:22:59,621 --> 00:23:00,020
So you...
you actually kept this dog?

592
00:23:00,021 --> 00:23:02,181
So you...
you actually kept this dog?

593
00:23:02,261 --> 00:23:05,021
WhatOf course I did.
He's my Cillian.

594
00:23:05,101 --> 00:23:09,341
Mum, you've got the same dog
as me, but able-bodied.

595
00:23:09,421 --> 00:23:11,341
And you called it Cillian?

596
00:23:11,421 --> 00:23:12,941
Don't go there, girlfriend.

597
00:23:13,021 --> 00:23:14,781
I'll go first.
Okay.

598
00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:18,661
To my darling dead, cunt,
bitch, pig of a mother, Noelene.

599
00:23:19,781 --> 00:23:22,011
I can't wait to see
how much the flat is worth.

600
00:23:22,021 --> 00:23:24,141
Ooh! I'll go next.

601
00:23:24,221 --> 00:23:28,221
To having my beautiful family
all in one room again.

602
00:23:28,301 --> 00:23:32,141
My ex-husband, Flossy,
who I will always love.

603
00:23:32,221 --> 00:23:33,941
My life partner, Lee.

604
00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:37,941
And my truly incredible son,
Cillian.

605
00:23:38,021 --> 00:23:39,071
My twin flame.

606
00:23:39,072 --> 00:23:40,180
Hmm.
Hmm!

607
00:23:40,181 --> 00:23:41,621
Me. Me.
Hmm!

608
00:23:41,701 --> 00:23:44,141
To the lovely policeman
who let me come home,

609
00:23:44,221 --> 00:23:46,031
and who I truly believe
understood

610
00:23:46,032 --> 00:23:47,380
what I was trying to achieve,

611
00:23:47,381 --> 00:23:49,180
and made the whole thing
as painless as possible.

612
00:23:49,181 --> 00:23:50,501
What?
Oh, look.

613
00:23:50,502 --> 00:23:53,100
We really don't have
to rehash the day's, you know...

614
00:23:53,101 --> 00:23:55,941
I had
my photography project today.

615
00:23:56,021 --> 00:23:57,421
Unity and nudity.

616
00:23:57,501 --> 00:23:59,501
Of course there was some nudity.

617
00:23:59,502 --> 00:24:00,020
It was just... It was just
a simple misunderstanding.

618
00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:01,580
It was just... It was just
a simple misunderstanding.

619
00:24:01,581 --> 00:24:04,020
Apparently we're too close
to a preschool or something.

620
00:24:04,021 --> 00:24:05,541
So a complaint was made.

621
00:24:05,621 --> 00:24:06,941
And...

622
00:24:07,021 --> 00:24:10,941
..absurdly I've ended up on the
National Sex Offender Registry.

623
00:24:11,021 --> 00:24:12,071
Sorry, what?

624
00:24:12,072 --> 00:24:13,540
It sounds much worse than it is.

625
00:24:13,541 --> 00:24:15,660
And the ankle bracelet
is surprisingly lightweight.

626
00:24:15,661 --> 00:24:17,901
Oh, anyway,
blah, blah, nanny state.

627
00:24:17,981 --> 00:24:19,541
Your turn, Ashley.

628
00:24:19,621 --> 00:24:21,941
Wow, I mean, uh...

629
00:24:22,021 --> 00:24:24,141
Oh, for fuck's...

630
00:24:25,021 --> 00:24:26,701
The battery's running low.

631
00:24:28,021 --> 00:24:29,301
Put that in the hole.

632
00:24:29,381 --> 00:24:30,941
-

633
00:24:31,021 --> 00:24:32,941
Whoo! And there... Ugh.

634
00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:37,461
Why do they
make it so bloody short?

635
00:24:42,021 --> 00:24:43,101
I pray, continue.

636
00:24:43,181 --> 00:24:44,901
Nah, I'm good.
Come on, come on.

637
00:24:44,981 --> 00:24:46,341
Oh, f...
Come on, darling.

638
00:24:46,421 --> 00:24:47,861
Okay, um...

639
00:24:49,501 --> 00:24:52,181
To being brave
and having no regrets.

640
00:24:52,261 --> 00:24:55,221
Ohhh! Hmm. Mmm.
Oh! Cryptic, do tell.

641
00:24:55,301 --> 00:24:56,941
It's nothing, I just...

642
00:24:57,021 --> 00:24:58,941
I just told Gordon
how I feel today,

643
00:24:58,942 --> 00:25:00,020
and it feels really good,

644
00:25:00,021 --> 00:25:00,180
and it feels really good,

645
00:25:00,181 --> 00:25:03,381
and so, yeah,
ball is 100% in his court.

646
00:25:03,461 --> 00:25:05,271
Fantastic, Ashley.
Oh, I love it!

647
00:25:05,272 --> 00:25:06,300
Yeah.

648
00:25:06,301 --> 00:25:07,541
Well, where is he now?

649
00:25:07,621 --> 00:25:08,701
Get him to come over!

650
00:25:08,702 --> 00:25:11,220
I can't wait to meet the man
inseminating my daughter.

651
00:25:11,221 --> 00:25:13,341
Stop, Dad. No, he's on a bucks.

652
00:25:13,421 --> 00:25:16,781
Macho bullshit.
Why aren't you there?

653
00:25:16,782 --> 00:25:18,100
Well, no, it's a whole thing.

654
00:25:18,101 --> 00:25:19,300
It's, like, Elvis-themed.

655
00:25:19,301 --> 00:25:20,701
They're all in...
Stop it.

656
00:25:20,781 --> 00:25:22,221
What?
Stop it.

657
00:25:22,301 --> 00:25:25,181
My show on the ship
has an Elvis segment.

658
00:25:25,182 --> 00:25:26,060
Ohh!

659
00:25:26,061 --> 00:25:27,781
I do a tribute to all the kings.

660
00:25:27,782 --> 00:25:28,940
I start with Tutankhamen,

661
00:25:28,941 --> 00:25:30,340
then I finish on King Charles.

662
00:25:30,341 --> 00:25:33,021
Oh! I've got
the whole look upstairs.

663
00:25:33,022 --> 00:25:34,140
Oh!
Oh.

664
00:25:34,141 --> 00:25:35,541
You simply must.
Oh.

665
00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:37,071
No, you must. No, no, no.
Yes.

666
00:25:37,072 --> 00:25:39,020
'Cause I can do
all the temporary hemming.

667
00:25:39,021 --> 00:25:40,020
Really?

668
00:25:40,021 --> 00:25:41,981
No, I shouldn't. I couldn't.

669
00:25:42,061 --> 00:25:45,461
Why notThey're your friends
too, darling. Hmm?

670
00:25:46,981 --> 00:25:48,421
You must.

671
00:25:48,501 --> 00:25:50,581
Why... why am I looking at you
for advice?

672
00:25:50,661 --> 00:25:52,101
I don't know.

673
00:25:52,181 --> 00:25:53,701
But I liked it.

674
00:25:53,702 --> 00:25:55,180
Because when my clone
comes to me...

675
00:25:55,181 --> 00:25:56,180
Okay, yeah.

676
00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:57,380
..I'm going for
his solar plexus.

677
00:25:57,381 --> 00:25:59,180
'Cause that's the weak spot.
Is it?

678
00:25:59,181 --> 00:26:00,020
Yes, but he would know that.
A clone?

679
00:26:00,021 --> 00:26:01,020
Yes, but he would know that.
A clone?

680
00:26:01,021 --> 00:26:02,140
So he'd block me.
Here we go.

681
00:26:02,141 --> 00:26:03,500
So I'd come at his kidneys.
Here we go.

682
00:26:03,501 --> 00:26:05,021
Oh, kill me now.
Ladies.

683
00:26:05,022 --> 00:26:08,020
How's it going?
Oh, congratulations.

684
00:26:08,021 --> 00:26:10,340
Why are you guys all dressed
as ElvisIt's so random.

685
00:26:10,341 --> 00:26:12,861
It is random, and, uh,
it's our boy Bretty here,

686
00:26:12,862 --> 00:26:14,020
sort of his bucks thing,

687
00:26:14,021 --> 00:26:16,020
and I don't know,
his missus loves Elvis?

688
00:26:16,021 --> 00:26:17,071
She calls me the King.

689
00:26:17,101 --> 00:26:18,461
There you go.
Cute!

690
00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:20,941
Our girl, Penny, here,
she's getting married.

691
00:26:22,541 --> 00:26:24,541
So you guys should buy us
some drinks.

692
00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:25,420
Oh, yeah?

693
00:26:25,421 --> 00:26:27,020
One in three marriages
ends in divorce.

694
00:26:27,021 --> 00:26:28,141
Not mine, so...

695
00:26:28,221 --> 00:26:29,271
Confident.

696
00:26:29,301 --> 00:26:30,941
Roll the dice, roll the dice.

697
00:26:30,942 --> 00:26:32,100
Are you two together?
Yuck.

698
00:26:32,101 --> 00:26:33,140
Gross.
Oh, fuck, no.

699
00:26:33,141 --> 00:26:34,660
Don't say gross.
You are gross.

700
00:26:34,661 --> 00:26:36,021
Ooh, defensive much?

701
00:26:36,101 --> 00:26:37,941
Ooh, 23 much?

702
00:26:38,021 --> 00:26:39,301
Okay, I'm 31.

703
00:26:39,302 --> 00:26:41,380
Oh. You look really good.
I would have said...

704
00:26:41,381 --> 00:26:42,580
That's really...
..mid to late 20s.

705
00:26:42,581 --> 00:26:43,901
Thank you.
Oh, my God.

706
00:26:43,902 --> 00:26:45,020
Oh, my God, she's stunning.

707
00:26:45,021 --> 00:26:46,020
She's gorgeous.
She is, yeah.

708
00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:47,941
What is thisWhat is this?

709
00:26:48,021 --> 00:26:49,621
It's your proposal fail.

710
00:26:49,622 --> 00:26:50,620
Fuck! Knock it off, cunt.

711
00:26:50,621 --> 00:26:52,060
Are you right?
What do you mean?

712
00:26:52,061 --> 00:26:53,660
They asked if you were married.
Yeah, I'm not.

713
00:26:53,661 --> 00:26:55,300
But I could be, right?
End of story.

714
00:26:55,301 --> 00:26:56,500
Yeah, well, not to her, so...

715
00:26:56,501 --> 00:26:58,221
No.
But it could be to her.

716
00:26:58,222 --> 00:27:00,020
She came back to me,
actually, today.

717
00:27:00,021 --> 00:27:01,020
Oh, reallyOkay.
So, yeah, yeah.

718
00:27:01,021 --> 00:27:02,460
She did, actually.
So, not a fail.

719
00:27:02,461 --> 00:27:05,821
No offense, babe,
but she's really beautiful.

720
00:27:05,822 --> 00:27:07,380
No offense, babe, she is.
I agree.

721
00:27:07,381 --> 00:27:09,071
No, but she's not
gonna marry you.

722
00:27:09,141 --> 00:27:10,941
You don't know.
Fuck this shit, man.

723
00:27:10,942 --> 00:27:12,260
I might get married to her,

724
00:27:12,261 --> 00:27:14,020
and if we do,
it'll be stronger than ever.

725
00:27:14,021 --> 00:27:15,340
Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

726
00:27:15,341 --> 00:27:16,700
Better than whatever
you've got going on

727
00:27:16,701 --> 00:27:18,900
with your Sydney boyfriend,
wanker, fucking deck shoe,

728
00:27:18,901 --> 00:27:20,221
fucking slim-fit chino.

729
00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:21,540
Electric bikes.
Claws out.

730
00:27:21,541 --> 00:27:22,660
Don't know what they're doing.
Okay.

731
00:27:22,661 --> 00:27:23,940
But they're probably
not wearing socks.

732
00:27:23,941 --> 00:27:24,991
Okay. That's enough.

733
00:27:24,992 --> 00:27:26,180
Why are boys
not wearing socks anymore?

734
00:27:26,181 --> 00:27:28,771
Tequila makes him a little bit
mental, a bit mouthy.

735
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:31,180
Hey, hey. I actually kind of
like it when he's mental.

736
00:27:31,181 --> 00:27:33,100
The correct answer.
That'll get you a shot.

737
00:27:33,101 --> 00:27:34,541
Thank you.
All right.

738
00:27:34,621 --> 00:27:35,901
Thanks, Daddy. Ha!

739
00:27:35,981 --> 00:27:37,121
You're welcome, Mummy.

740
00:27:41,141 --> 00:27:42,221
Voila?!

741
00:27:42,301 --> 00:27:44,381
I love it. I love it!

742
00:27:44,461 --> 00:27:47,421
See how the cape hides
the bulldog clips.

743
00:27:47,501 --> 00:27:49,301
Is it sillyIs it too much?

744
00:27:49,302 --> 00:27:50,980
No, darling, it's fabulous,
but, hey, that wig

745
00:27:50,981 --> 00:27:53,020
costs four thousand bucks,
so just be careful with it.

746
00:27:53,021 --> 00:27:54,020
All right?

747
00:27:54,021 --> 00:27:55,500
Oh! Brett just told me
where they are.

748
00:27:55,501 --> 00:27:57,260
He doesn't mind.
Go get your man, Ashy.

749
00:27:57,261 --> 00:28:00,020
Go, go, go, go, go!

750
00:28:00,021 --> 00:28:01,020
Go, go, go, go, go!

751
00:28:01,021 --> 00:28:02,861
Oh, Mummy!

752
00:28:02,941 --> 00:28:06,501
You can't tell me what to do
anymore now, Mummy.

753
00:28:06,581 --> 00:28:08,941
Oh, for fuck's sake.

754
00:28:09,741 --> 00:28:12,061
Oh, Uber's here. Bye.

755
00:28:12,141 --> 00:28:13,581
Bye, love. Have fun.

756
00:28:13,661 --> 00:28:14,821
Yeah. Thank you.

757
00:28:16,581 --> 00:28:17,941
Ohh!

758
00:28:19,261 --> 00:28:21,661
Al Green's "How Can You Mend
a Broken Heart" ?

759
00:28:29,861 --> 00:28:30,941
I would like a tattoo.

760
00:28:31,021 --> 00:28:32,741
Get it on my arm.
Oh.

761
00:28:33,741 --> 00:28:35,781
Hey. Hey.

762
00:28:45,341 --> 00:28:47,941
Hmm, can you kiss me?
Um...

763
00:28:52,501 --> 00:28:56,301
No, no, no, no. Sorry, sorry.
It's okay, it's okay.

764
00:28:57,741 --> 00:28:59,941
I can think of
younger days... ?

765
00:29:02,101 --> 00:29:05,421
When I lived for my life ?

766
00:29:07,581 --> 00:29:11,941
Was everything
a man could want to do ?

767
00:29:15,461 --> 00:29:18,901
I could never see ?

768
00:29:18,981 --> 00:29:24,101
Tomorrow ?

769
00:29:25,101 --> 00:29:29,221
I was never told ?

770
00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:35,021
About the sorrow ?

771
00:29:36,861 --> 00:29:39,781
And ?

772
00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:43,861
How can you mend ?

773
00:29:43,941 --> 00:29:46,621
A broken heart?

774
00:29:46,701 --> 00:29:48,221
Oh ?

775
00:29:51,021 --> 00:29:53,301
How can you stop the rain ?

776
00:29:53,381 --> 00:29:55,741
From falling down?

777
00:29:58,021 --> 00:30:00,020
Tell me, how can you stop ?

778
00:30:00,021 --> 00:30:01,941
Tell me, how can you stop ?

779
00:30:04,181 --> 00:30:07,141
The sun from shining?

780
00:30:07,852 --> 00:30:09,900
Oooh ?

781
00:30:09,901 --> 00:30:12,421
What makes the world ?

782
00:30:12,501 --> 00:30:14,781
Go round ?

783
00:30:16,021 --> 00:30:18,301
And ?

784
00:30:18,381 --> 00:30:22,021
How can you mend ?

785
00:30:23,021 --> 00:30:27,381
This broken man?

786
00:30:27,382 --> 00:30:28,510
Yeah ?

787
00:30:28,511 --> 00:30:33,061
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